Jan
27
Italian cruise ship survivors offered compensation
from CNN
It better not be a voucher for a free cruise …
Headline Hunter
Smart comebacks to stupid news headlines.
'Barefoot Bandit' to be sentenced
from CNN
“Your Honor, my client would like to invoke his ‘no shoes, no serving time’ privilege.”
Jan
23
Steven Tyler Botches 'The Star-Spangled Banner': Worst National Anthem Ever?
from Fox News
What did you just call The Star-Spangled Banner?
Potent proton pulse to BOMBARD EARTH Tuesday morn
from The Register
But there’s no reason TO PANIC.
Jan
19
Why is much of 'Resident Evil' trailer a shill for Sony gadgets?
from CNET
Because … I’m going out on a limb here … Sony paid them to?
Jan
18
U.S. rejects Israeli assessment that Iran sanctions are ineffective
from Haaretz
Hmm … I wonder who could be behind the assassination of Iran’s nuclear scientists …
Iran's nuclear scientists are not being assassinated. They are being murdered.
from The Guardian
From Collins English Dictionary:
assassinate
verb
1. To murder.
Irony? SOPA, PIPA supporters blast Internet blackout
from CBS News
Irony? What’s that? Hold on, I’ll just look it up on Wikipedia … Nooo!
Jan
17
Twitter to Yahoo's Jerry Yang: Don't Let the Door Hit You
from Forbes
That seems like an awfully rude thing to say to the departing founder of a rival company. What’s that? You mean in the context of this headline the word “Twitter” refers to users of the site, not the company of the same name, while the word “Yahoo” refers to an actual company? That’s messed up.
Protest Sapped of Cash
from Wall Street Journal
I thought lack of cash was what started the protests in the first place.
Siege Mentality Grips Wisconsin As Organizers Submit Recall Petitions
from Fox News
They’re stockpiling food and building defensive fortifications? Over a petition?
In speech at Globes, Peter Dinklage spurs interest in assaulted dwarf, Martin Henderson
from Washington Post
I hate to stoop to pointing out typos, but I believe you meant to say assaulted person.
Jan
13
Androids Invade CES 2012
from PCWorld
Fortunately the convention center had employed several Blade Runners for just such an eventuality.
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