Italian cruise ship survivors offered compensation
from CNN
It better not be a voucher for a free cruise …
from CNN
It better not be a voucher for a free cruise …
from CNN
“Your Honor, my client would like to invoke his ‘no shoes, no serving time’ privilege.”
from Fox News
What did you just call The Star-Spangled Banner?
from The Register
But there’s no reason TO PANIC.
from CNET
Because … I’m going out on a limb here … Sony paid them to?
from Haaretz
Hmm … I wonder who could be behind the assassination of Iran’s nuclear scientists …
from The Guardian
From Collins English Dictionary:
assassinate
verb
1. To murder.
from CBS News
Irony? What’s that? Hold on, I’ll just look it up on Wikipedia … Nooo!
from Forbes
That seems like an awfully rude thing to say to the departing founder of a rival company. What’s that? You mean in the context of this headline the word “Twitter” refers to users of the site, not the company of the same name, while the word “Yahoo” refers to an actual company? That’s messed up.
from Wall Street Journal
I thought lack of cash was what started the protests in the first place.
from Fox News
They’re stockpiling food and building defensive fortifications? Over a petition?
from Washington Post
I hate to stoop to pointing out typos, but I believe you meant to say assaulted person.
from PCWorld
Fortunately the convention center had employed several Blade Runners for just such an eventuality.