“We are … determined to take substantial measures to physically remove despicable human scum who are committing treasons. Sordid human scum will never be able to look up to the sky nor be able to find an inch of land to be buried after their death.”—
-North Korea’s state-run Korean Central News Agency, responding to a report claiming that Kim Jong-un praised Adolf Hitler’s policies rebuilding Germany in the 1930s.
Threatening to wipe out human scum may not be the most effective way to distance yourself from the Nazis.
Sometimes a headline is so perfect, it cannot be improved upon by commenting. And other times the body of the article goes on to provide gems such as: “The truth of the matter is the only way you can actually test for the issue is to put the pants on and bend over.”