Headline Hunter

Smart comebacks to stupid news headlines.

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“We are … determined to take substantial measures to physically remove despicable human scum who are committing treasons. Sordid human scum will never be able to look up to the sky nor be able to find an inch of land to be buried after their death.”

-North Korea’s state-run Korean Central News Agency, responding to a report claiming that Kim Jong-un praised Adolf Hitler’s policies rebuilding Germany in the 1930s.

Threatening to wipe out human scum may not be the most effective way to distance yourself from the Nazis.


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“The master copies of all the shows and movies available to Netflix take up 3.14 petabytes of storage space.”

Or one pi-tabyte.

Businessweek via Paris Lemon