Apr
17
Price of Gold Takes a Flashy Fall
from The New York Times
As does my respect for The New York Times.
Headline Hunter
Smart comebacks to stupid news headlines.
Apr
6
Holy Crap, Is This Mark Zuckerberg's Embarrassing Childhood Angelfire Website?
from Gizmodo
Holy crap, is this news?
Apr
3
Why did 28,000 rivers in China suddenly disappear?
from The Verge
Because you’re not using the words “suddenly” or “disappear” correctly?
Syria’s Bashar Assad Vows To Wipe Out ‘Forces Of Darkness’
from Huffington Post
It’s hard to take this seriously from a guy who is growing a Hitler mustache. And … you know … slaughtering his own people.
Mar
21
NYC to install touchscreen subway kiosks with directions, schedules, real-time alerts
from The Verge
Great idea. New Yorkers would never deface something they’re encouraged to touch.
Lululemon Sheer Yoga Pants Undetected Until Bend-Over Test
from Bloomberg
Sometimes a headline is so perfect, it cannot be improved upon by commenting. And other times the body of the article goes on to provide gems such as: “The truth of the matter is the only way you can actually test for the issue is to put the pants on and bend over.”
Guns And Ammo: Take Aim And Profit
from Seeking Alpha
Ooo, firearms jokes are fun! Let me try one:
Authors of cheesy headlines should be taken out and shot.
Mar
18
New Smartphone App Lets Mexico City Cops Track Your Location
from Wired
Why would cops from another country want to track my location?
Mar
15
Google Reader Still Drives Far More Traffic Than Google+
from Buzzfeed
Does this mean Google will cancel Google+ as well? I would have posted this link on Google+, but I was afraid no one would ever see it.
Mar
11
Colin Powell's Facebook page hijacked, filled with anti-Bush sentiment
from The Verge
“Err … that’s right. Hijacked.”
Feb
25
PlayStation 4's Online Features Could Be Huge (Or Useless)
from Wired
This headline is either great or awful.
Feb
13
Marco Rubio On Climate Change: 'The Government Can't Change The Weather'
from Huffington Post
If we don’t control the weather, only bad guys will have weather.
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