Posts tagged Barack Obama
In a Landslide Victory, Mitt Romney is Elected President of the Confederacy
I don’t know, CNN … isn’t that your job to find out?
A part of my continuing 1,000,000-part series, “Why Does CNN’s RSS Feed Have Completely Different Headlines Than Their Actual Articles.”
from Fox News
That flaw, of course, is that Obama refuses to control the counterterrorism agencies of a foreign country.
There is no rest for the Secret Service, who must now interview a rock star right on the heels of their exhaustive, in-depth investigation of Colombian escorts.
from The USA Today
Are you insane? Stop talking! Have you forgotten everything from the Secret Rich Guy Code?
from The Washington Post
The president went on to cite “science and stuff like that” as major obstacles to North Korea’s rocket program.
from CBS News
Netanyahu to Obama: “What is this expression? You are saying you are holding onto our spine? I do not understand.”
from CNN.com Blogs
He’s turned into some kind of super villain.
Fox News just puts random words together; is that it? Suddenly the “Fair & Balanced” motto makes a lot more sense.
from Washington Post
Sometimes it’s nice to take a break from reporting the news and simply point out the obvious instead.
from Fox News
… if not for the fact that votes while you are frowning do not count.
from Los Angeles Times
Not until after the election, anyway.
Geez, enough with the name dropping, you geography snob.
In today’s out-of-context lesson, we will show you how to take two quotes, one from 2002 and another from 2011, and stitch them together to create one delightfully misleading headline.