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Posts tagged Warren Buffett

Apr 16

Obama, like Buffett, pays lower tax rate than his secretary

from The USA Today

Are you insane? Stop talking! Have you forgotten everything from the Secret Rich Guy Code?

Feb 27

Buffett says stocks, homes are fairly cheap now

from The Associated Press

I’m pretty sure everything is fairly cheap when you’re Warren Buffett.

Feb 22

Buffett Should ‘Write a Check and Shut Up,’ Christie Says

from Businessweek

“Because if he keeps talking about this tax thing it might actually happen.”